Why Dalton's mom is cool

Dalton is one of my friends who are headed toward Zambia tomorrow (you can soon read about it here).  We were sitting at Pizza Ranch enjoying some Italian-Midwestern goodness paid for by Mrs. Moore in celebration of the impending departure, and Dalton launched into yet another story.

"So my friend and I– my friend really, invented this game called Stick.  You throw a stick at a tree, and whoever hits the tree wins."  He continued, "There's also another one called Rock, and you can guess how it goes."

His mom interjected, "But Snake– that's the one where you throw it at a small child."