Arboreal

I don't know why I wrote all these fragments down but I'm sure I'll enjoy reading them in the future.
11:00 pm in the 55th Ave.

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This is probably not quite how the architects envisioned this space being used.

This couple, who are on different continents for this semester, posted these status updates within 60 seconds of each other without realizing it.  Moments like this just make me laugh!
 

As I was getting off work at the grocery store tonight, a few friends arrived, shopping for groceries to greet our newlywed friends to their new apartment.  "If we sold condoms, I'd buy 'em a family pack," I told Travis in what I thought was a fairly hushed tone.  We snickered and continued perusing the frozen goods.

Two minutes later, as we were about to check out, a distinguished middle-aged gentleman approached me, looking a little bit worried.  "Excuse me."

I realized I was still in uniform and snapped to attention.  "How can I help you, sir?"

"You don't sell condoms?"

I will always be proud that I was able to hold a straight face as I replied, "Sorry, I don't actually know.  I work in the meat department.  I was just wondering, myself."